It's a t-shirt, Morty, what else do you want from it? Sure, it's soft, fits like you'd expect, and has a picture of a Meeseeks on it, Morty, but it's not gonna make Jessica like you. Or maybe it will, what the hell do I care? You're a major thorn in my ass Morty, but you're a good kid. Buy the shirt.
Also uh, available as a 10L tote bag or a 10fl.oz dish-UURRPP-washer proof double sided mug or whatever. See below for size charts.